1. Outside amufflershop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
壹家消聲器店外："根本不用預約，我們聽到妳來了！"
2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
酒店門外：“幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”
3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
接待室的桌上：“三個壹輪！我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員！註：第二個剛剛離開。”
4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
獸醫的候診室：“稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動！”
5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."
在電氣公司：“如果妳送來鈔票，我們會很高興；如果妳不送，就會被斷電。”
6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
電腦專賣店門上：“出去找壹個更快的字節。”
7. In a restaurant window: "Don"t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
餐館櫥窗：“別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯！”
8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
在保齡球館：“保持安靜，我們需要傾聽大頭針落地。”
9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we"ll wait."
在墓地的前院：“開車當心，我們會等著妳的。”
10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
在咨詢師辦公室：“變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。”